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So a while ago I did a photo-shoot with one of my favorite photographers Van Styles because I had some marvelous outfits on loan from Mother of London & Jane Doe Latex! Here’s a peak, there will be more to come!! ^_~
The other day I made a new friend!
I went on an adventure to find a bigger tank for my red eared sliders since they have gotten HUGE and would keep getting wedged in randomly. It must suck to have a big shell wrapped around your body when you are confined to a small space.
So I ventured to this little reptile house I found online called “Medusa” and ended up spending 2 hours there, just talking to the guys in the shop about all the different reptiles and turtles… they even had some giant tarantulas there, which I couldn’t even look at being a hard-core arachnophobe n all. Many laughs were had my my incapability to walk past/look at them…
I decided that since I was getting a bigger tank and I was then going to have a smaller tank spare, why not get another little critter? I’ve always liked snakes a lot… what the hell? I love being spontaneous.
Thing is, when I first walked into the store there was this bearded dragon that looked at me all intensely and then ended up standing on his hind legs at the glass just staring at me. I asked to hold him since he was adorable and a half hour later he was asleep on my arm. I always trusting my gut, and my gut was saying that this little guy wanted to come home with me!
Now I’m home, my turtles are ecstatic about having a mini pond to splash around in, and the kitties are unfazed by Smaug (His new name!) which is good. Probably because he doesn’t move much, and cats find that shit boring as fuck.
Now, I never thought in a million years that I would end up the owner of a bearded dragon. I don’t know that much about them, so you can only imagine my surprise when i look over at him chillin’ on my bed with the kitties and his face is all puffed out!!! I guess he saw something that surprised him, but he surprised me even more! Aaaaaaaand now I understand the name!
He’s so chill I can literally walk/drive around with him perched on my shoulder. You can only imagine the looks I’ve been getting but you can rest assured they are hilarious.. hehe
Does this mean I’m a Dragon lady now as well as a Cat lady? I guess so.
One last thing:
I’ll be feature dancing in New York soon! Details to be announced soon!
I can’t wait to get back to the big apple! I’ve only been there once before rather recently. Perhaps this time I wont get lost on the subway haha…
Until next time peeps xo
– Miss Diamond xo
Hello everyone and welcome to my brand spanking new pay-site!!
Hope you’re all enjoying it so far, andjust know that things are going to keep getting better and better! (and dirtier…)
Hey Look!! It’s me & my cat!
I haz the dumb.
So as some of you may know I just got back from a long vacation home to Scotland to see all my old mates, it was amazing!! Then I jetted off to Ibiza for some debauchery and let me tell you, it was UN-FUCKING-REAL. Will definitely be going back!
While I went scuba diving for the first time ever, I got stung bad by a jelly fish! Fuckin’ sucked, but I’m going to have a cool scar! And luckily I’m into scars, especially ones with a cool story behind them!
After getting stung on the neck I did the pee trick. Well… my friend peed on me. Didn’t work. Captain of the boat poured ammonia on it… didn’t work. Soaked it in vinegar. Didn’t work. After a half hour of me writhing in agony but determined to put on a brave face, my friends forced me to the hospital. Turned out I’m allergic and if a friend on the boat (who is also deathly allergic) hadn’t given me one of her pills that stops her heart from stopping, then I’d probably have ended up in a coma. What is it with me and near death experiences? I’ve had a lot of them….
Anyway!!! Back to sexy time!
I want to know the kind of things you guys would like to see here? I’m thinking a weekly cam show… perhaps sell old shoot outfits, competitions, etc. Please give me your suggestions! Is there a particular fantasy you would like to see me act out? I’m open to suggestion, and you know how I love to please… ^_~
Amazing fan art by Dan Chase / www.n9ne.co.uk
In other news.. I’ve been working on a little music project, so stay tuned for details on that! Still in the studio/writing/etc.. it’s pretty cool getting out my thoughts in a whole new medium. Needless to say I’m REALLY enjoying myself!
Also: For all you New York dwellers, I’m hosting a party at the end of the month!!!
Come party with me and help make my first *official* New York experience an epic one!!!
JULY 26TH – 552 W38TH ST NEW YORK
I will leave you with this dope new pic by Sebree Photography! See ya kittlings! Meow!!
– Miss Diamond xo